We must have been dreaming . . .

Something's missing from today's WaPo. Gay story? Check. Enviornmental disaster? Check. Sports? Check. Treason? Check. What is it? What is missing? I heard so much about a big event, nay, big events all over the country. Something related to tax day. Gosh, I guess I was dreaming it. If it ain't in the Post, then it didn't happen.