Some Best and Worst of 2009

Politics

Best: Dick Cheney refusing to go gently into the good night
Worst: the 300 plus days of the Obama administration

Celebritude

Best: The death of Michael Jackson.
Worst: Having to wait as long as we did for that fucking freak to move on

Consumer Technology

Best: Amazon's Kindle
Worst: anything produced by those bastards at Brookstone

Day of 2009

Best: March 30
Worst: August 29

Automotive

Best: Bentley Mulsanne
Worst: Jeep Compass - brand destruction at its worst - front wheel drive? Really?!?

Toy

Best: Nerf N-Force Maverick Sword
Worst: Zhu Zhu Pets

Coffee

Best: Starbucks Venti drip
Worst: the crap SBD's mom served on Christmas Day

Television Show

Best: Fringe
Worst: Glee - enough with young people who want to sing

Shoes

Best: Allen Edmonds
Worst: Birkenstocks - goddamned things don't stay on your feet

Playa

Best: Tiger Woods
Worst: David Letterman

Citrus

Best: Clementines
Worst: Tangerine

Scandal

Best: Climate Fraud
Worst: Whores for Health Care Legislation

Kids

Best: Mine
Worst: Yours