Monday, March 23, 2009

BREAKING NEWS -- SBD Exclusive -- Breaking News

SBD correspondent Saul Menowitz has been on assignment to track down actual images of the state of the economy. Despite the odds of permanent incarceration in a cheap pine box, Menowitz has penetrated the deepest levels, or the deepest levels have been penetrated, so to speak, and sends in the following images of the economy. He warns readers not to be taken in by today's "punch drunk" rally, as deep, dark festering sores are expected to hobble the economy for the foreseeable future and more blood letting is in the offing. Bottom line for Menowitz: stay away from this week's fake Mongolian BBQ All You Can Eat and stick with bland oily foods high in Gold and Silver content.

Here are the exclusive pictures of the State of the Economy: