Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Lameass Limericks

In celebration of St. Patrick's Day, SBD offers some lameass limericks:

There once was a man from Hawaii
Now at the White House he's all party
He's stimulating crisis
So many think he's Jesus
But we know he's an Alinsky commie

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There was a bearded sage named Bernanke
Despite doubled national debt of President Lanky
Tried to calm Mr. Taxpayer
To look to next December
But knows they already broke the banky

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A fellow from Conn’cut named Chris Dodd
Who some claim a financial Nimrod
Shocked, shocked at AIG bonus
In deeper water than Venice
Cause AIG donations say he's a fraud