Saturday, November 15, 2008

47 and 0

The first number is the number of piles of leaves raked into the street that Sydney Brillo Dog will inspect on his evening walk for cat feces, dog feces, half eaten Halloween candy thrown down by children, contractor's fast food wrappers, baby squirrels blown out of their nests by the wind, squished mice carcasses, and a thousand smells unknown to man.

The second number is the number of foul late night snacks that Sydney Brillo Duodenum prevented Sydney Brillo Dog from eating.