Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Conservative Food

This is an astounding development. Culinary brilliance never yet bottled (jarred?).

Imagine: freshly sliced Boar's Head roast beef, two slices of domestic Swiss, a few slices of beefsteak tomahto, a sleave of lettuce and a generous slathering of Baconnaise on two LazyBoy soft Kaiser roll halves.

And there's a "lite" version that can be kept in plain sight for when the new hunta's food police start their home inspections in February.