Places to Avoid

One more reason to avoid Portland, OR:

"It's one of the reasons I live in Portland. As far as you can see - as far in front of you and behind - it's naked people." -- Michael Hammond, Nude Cycling Activist

One of the reasons that Sydney Brillo Duodenum lives in the DC area is because as far as you can see - as far in front of you and behind - it's clothed people.