Friday, October 10, 2008

CSI: Bullshit

Bill Dyer at Hugh Hewitt's blog puts on rubber gloves and shines a UV light on a fresh corpse:


The Branchflower Report is a series of guess and insupportable conclusions drawn by exactly one guy, and it hasn't been approved or adopted or endorsed by so much as a single sub-committee of the Alaska Legislature, much less any kind of commission, court, jury, or other proper adjudicatory body.


So, for the next week or so, the press will keep this corpse at the crime scene, without a white sheet, for all to see, like state troopers in Maryland who take six hours to clean up some jackass who tried to bound across six lanes of Beltway traffic and leave him out as a lesson to all drivers of what complete and utter pricks they are. There is plenty in this report to be misreported, twisted, manipulated, bent and shellacked.

Meanwhile, the following lay double bagged in deep cold storage in the lowest level of the MSM morgue:


  • $800,000 from the Change Agent to ACORN

  • Master Ayers and Grasshopper Barack

  • Barack Obama's New Party membership card (you mean he's a socialist?!?)

  • Obama's relationship to the Fan-Fred Fracas

  • ACORN's mass voter fraud in multiple states in support of the kind of campaign that would give it $800,000.

  • Parallel Universe President Obama interferring with Real Universe President Bush's Iraq negotiations