Sydney Brillo Duodenum shall be out of pocket for the better part of his day, visiting a colonial theme park with Sydney Brillo Duodenum Jr. On Fridays, they present "live programming," performed by local college students and the retired, mostly overacting and asking tourists such as SBD questions designed to make them feel stupid and ignorant in front of SBD Jr. On Friday, the theme is "Citizens at War - 1776 - 1781." How timely.
In the meantime, Sydney Brillo Duodenum leaves his readers (reader?) with this link to the ruminations, utterings, proclamations, obfuscations, mutterings, mumblings, uhhings, butbutbutbutings, and bullshit of Senator Obama and the rogues gallery of fools he has associated with in recent times: Barack Obama in Quotes
A taste: "I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions." -- Barack Obama
Sydney Brillo Duodenum will be investigating America's best traditions. Something tells him Senator Obama is not referring to that time and place.