Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Oklahoma - Gateway to Space!


There are six space port facilities in the United States licensed by the FAA:

  • Cape Canaveral, FL
  • Vandenberg Air Force Base, CA
  • Wallops Island, VA
  • Kodiak Island, AK
  • Mojave, CA
and

  • BumFuck, Oklahoma, although on maps it can be located under the name Burns Flat, OK

Who knew?

Sydney Brillo Duodenum is raising Sydney Brillo Duodenum Jr. to be an astronaut. The prospect of having to travel to Oklahoma to see him launch one day is causing a reassessment of that plan.