Sydney Brillo Duodenum follows all news and connects all news. He remains perplexed then as to why no one sees The October Surprise of this election staring at them as they purchase toiletries and consumables:
According to the National Enquirer, Jamie Lynn Spears is with child again. Only one explanation is possible:
The child within the child Spears is being carried on behalf of Bristol Palin, who, because of her Mom's unbelieveable arrogance in accepting the vice presidential nomination and complete backburnering of her family, aborted her child. To avoid scandal, Todd Palin obviously impregnated Jamie Lynn Spears. A switcheroo will be effectuated in the Spring, just in time for the Easter Egg Roll on the White House Lawn.
Based on a few algorithms Sydney Brillo Duodenum has written, modeling recent press reports regarding the shenanigans of the Palin clan, there can be no other answer. In fact, no other theory will be entertained by Sydney Brillo Duodenum lest a complete ban be imposed on the disbelieving.
Isn't that right, Andrew?
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